Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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