She announced her abortion via fbk
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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