He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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