my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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