we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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