I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am available for nakedness
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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