He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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