Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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