Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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