My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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