people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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