She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
wow bdsm is so cute
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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