the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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