what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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