talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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