Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We got so high we made milksteak
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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