You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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