I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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