So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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