i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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