just come out here and I will go home with you...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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