I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
