okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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