white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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