butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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