This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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