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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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