Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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