She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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