Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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