ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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