Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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