Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize