i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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