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(619): View more from California

pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story

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(214): View more from Texas

Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You did not just nickname me "Nipples".

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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(208): View more from Idaho

know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"

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(406): View more from Montana

I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.

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