I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
