shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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