I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
