oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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