I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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