Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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