i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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