so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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