white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize