I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
