youre lurking in front of me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
