In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This girl is more easily done than said...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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