Midget sex pt 2 tonight
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
God gave him joint rollers for hands
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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