did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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