She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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