I don't think brook has ever known best
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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