id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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