I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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