bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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