His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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