i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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