I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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