Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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